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I am ahead, I am advanced
I am the first mammal to make plans, yeah
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher
2010, watch it go to fire
It's evolution, baby

"Is it optimized?"

"Not JUST optimized, sir..."

My friend says we're like the dinosaurs
Only we are doing ourselves in
Much faster than they ever did

Hear the voices in my head
I swear to God it sounds like they're snoring

"We’re all going to die. Death is taking another lick of my lollipop, and God only knows how many licks it takes before he gets frustrated and just bites into it."

Comeau, Joey. The Girl who Couldn't Come (p. 71)

Lael Wilcox is a gift to humanity.

Tomorrow the 9-year-old and I are going to Italy, TX and riding 31 miles. It's going to be his longest ride, his most feet of elevation, and it's going to be hot and humid. Heat management is going to be the focus. Almost all ready to get up and hit the road at 6:30am for an 8am start in Italy. ridewithgps.com/routes/42390933

Thus begins that season where you're never really dry.

In 1992, a one-hit-wonder released their debut record, and it is still a banger, despite that one hit being one of the weakest songs on the LP. Start with "Dim" and "Surround". en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puzzle_(Dada_album)

Dark days require small rays of fructose filled light.