I'm a sucker for a nerd with a grandiloquent poetic prose pen, but what's the point? I wrote most of this post a month ago, stole the title last night from the @mhoye post now linked therein, still didn't really finish it (this is my MO), still not entirely happy with it (this is my MO).

daniel.industries/2024/12/30/the-ghost-of-somebodys-kpis-are-rattling-their-chains-in-my-forest/