My son is in his first year of middle school and on the struggle bus big-time. He just got home and reported on a math grade, followed by:
"I'm going to drop out...I can just eat Pop-Tarts. I'll have a cold Pop-Tart for breakfast, a toasted Pop-Tart for lunch, and a BUTTERED Pop-Tart for dinner."
...which is funny, but also a gut-punch
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