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"ICE officers concealed themselves not only for their own benefit, but also to protect others from seeing the hideous, unknowable horror beneath."

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ICE Confirms Agents Do Not Have Faces Beneath Masks
The Onion

ICE Confirms Agents Do Not Have Faces Beneath Masks

WASHINGTON—In response to legislation that would ban officers from obscuring their identities during arrests and raids, U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement confirmed Thursday that beneath their masks, agents do not have faces. Tom Homan, the U.S. border czar and chief enforcer of President Donald Trump’s immigration policy, warned that Democrats “may get more than they […]