ME: You're right! You get fresh air, some exercise, the opportunity to interact with your neighbors! This time of year you get to look at the stars, or admire the city lights reflected off of clouds! You get to hear the hum of the city around you, the traffic on I30 that means the world hasn't ended yet, in fact it travels along just like always!

HER: Is that you or chat gpt? 🤣

ME: That's 100% organic right off the top of the dome, baby
ME: I HAVE BEEN INSIDE FOR A LONG TIME OK?!

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