"The one thing I don’t understand about technology is it’s ability to change without request. I don’t understand how, for a non-tech example, I can put a brick on a table in a controlled environment, lock the door and of course the brick just sits there. Then one undefined amount of time later I come back and the brick has decided to be a cupcake and chill in the corner."

My wife, prior to being together, 2006: daniel.industries/2006/12/13/vagaries-not-really/