"Melissa, when you were chirping about how you and Dan don’t have sex anymore because of his CPAP machine and you said you’re actually kinda relieved? That was mad funny, you should try stand-up! I know Allison called you a mean drunk, but Claude says that Ozempic and alcohol can trigger inappropriate behavior, so there might be a medical excuse there if you need one."

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