
Megachurch Conducts Successful Nuclear Missile Test | Onion News Network
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Wrecked myself this morning. The rest of the day has been sleep, (actual) toots, headache, and sore legs. #BikeTooter

I've bought tickets for Dallas, March 24th. I might buy more. The last day of my 40s!
They say, "I'm on your side when nobody is, 'cause nobody is. Come sit right here and sleep while I slip poison in your ear."
We are waiting on a telegram to give us news of the fall
I am sorry to report, dear Paris is burning after all
We have taken to the streets in open rejoice, revolting
We are dancing a black waltz, fair Paris is burning after all
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