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This is how FB loads a business page on my phone. That's it. (Firefox mobile on Android.)

Big companies make great things with the leading web development framework they themselves created.

Somehow I always find myself in the middle of this shitty venn diagram

"I’m sad. I don’t want to leave the 80s. It’s just been, like, no notifications and pizza. Uh, yes, please?"

daniel.industries/2024/01/18/the-best-thing-ive-seen-on-youtube-in-quite-a-while/

Dallas ISD just cancelled school for tomorrow. The sun is out and has melted almost all the snow on the roads. 🤦

I am the most judgmental when I see a productivity hustle YouTuber type with only 1-3 fingers per hand. Especially when they're typing on a customized mechanical keyboard.

Then I feel guilty.

Then I decide to let myself feel judgmental. I need the win.

Someday they'll be one actually missing fingers, but I won't notice at first, then I will notice, and the added guilt will take a multi-day bender to alleviate.

10 tabs open

Open Mastodon

+10 tabs

Close Mastodon. Do nothing with 10 new tabs.

Do ~other stuff~

Open Mastodon

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Repeat until browser crashes or computer becomes unusable

In a world defined by user-generated content sorted by algorithms, we all become desperate attention-seekers. We all become impossibly uncool.

daniel.industries/2024/01/15/desperation-algorithms/

@thatkruegergirl I stepped away during the 1st and just came back in the 4th and WELP

@thatkruegergirl aren't they your home team? Sick of hearing about them?

Today I finally went to PT for my foot and was diagnosed with Tarsal Tunnel Syndrome, which, now that I know what that is...yep, that's it!

Partly relieved to have a solid diagnosis, I've been told to take a break from bike riding for at least 1.5 weeks, which is terrifying (mostly from a mental health standpoint).