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What's great about getting old is you can wake up hungover even though you've been sober for 8 years.

"Not as big a fan of spring," he said, sneezing and picking bugs out of his hair.

Watched a guy on a department store bike with a cigarette between his lips and some kind of hardware balanced on his handlebars reach the end of the sidewalk and blast through some gnarly grass section between a bridge and a six-lane road like Mathieu van der Poel at cyclocross world championships.

Respect.

daniel.industries/2023/01/15/the-artist/

I randomly returned to this piece. I like its hidden meaning, but it feels pretty hidden, so I asked ChatGPT what it was about. It swung confidently, but missed.

My foot seems to be on the mend, so I'm back to a more regular riding schedule. I've ridden a bike in some form or fashion for 5 days in a row now, and my metabolism has no idea what's going on.

First bike rally of the season. 25 miles, 11.5mph ave. Strong showing by the boy (9 yrs old).

We love our public schools, but I hope whatever brilliant politician decided elementary students needed to take multiple day-long standardized tests gets a special tiny desk in hell.

Before you leave the zone of totality, don't forget to tip your bartenders

#totality #eclipse

That was pretty cool to stare at for however many minutes that was. And now I'm listening to "Black Hole Sun" because of course I am.

#totality #eclipse

5 minutes till totality. Clouds just properly cleared. Seal clap.