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"We're born, we live for a brief instant, and we die. It's been happening for a long time. Technology is not changing it much--if at all.

"...it's a disservice to constantly put things in this radical new light--that it's going to change everything. Things don't have to change the world to be important."

Steve Jobs in Wired, February 1996

wired.com/1996/02/jobs-2/

"Here’s a dude who barely had any time to confront the world before failing into an infinite money glitch... Is it any surprise that such a person later would find the most minuscule kind of opposition as an all-out attack on his self-image?"

blogs.gnome.org/alatiera/2025/11/06/dhh-and-omarchy-midlife-crisis/

"I don't have a joke, I just love that..."

youtu.be/fno04Z2k6Ok?si=k0_7HKqHsubvMnOr&t=584

Remember when we were like, "We can run our already-built web apps as native apps on all these OSs!? Amazing!" ...and now every native app is a wrapper of a slow, fault-intolerant React app.

In the deepest chambers of my heart
despite my best efforts to stay asleep,
the walls are dismantling themselves.
I cover the cracks with lists
and my aspirations for a
successful human life,
while a saint I do not know
waits impatiently to be born.

tomhirons.com/poetry/gaza/my-dismantling-walls

consumerreports.org/lead/protein-powders-and-shakes-contain-high-levels-of-lead-a4206364640/

Greatness

Live from New York…I got roasted by Ramy Youssef
youtube.com/watch?v=rGy0qQuKfqY&si=RM1o5gvjXQFHH5DP

Whoever said, "Don't look a gift horse in the mouth," clearly did not understand opportunity costs.

I've always been interested in @elementary but never considered trying it out until I saw this post by @danirabbit

pixelfed.social/p/danirabbit/823325055938770305

This is an important data point.

As I age, food ingestion increasingly leads to involuntary hibernation, which further proves I am in the process of becoming an actual bear.

🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻👤👤👤👤👤

(Data based on a 100-year completion target.)