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Buccees in North Texas on July 3rd is the absolute worst cross section of society that exists. Waiting in the van for my family to finish their seemingly mandatory road trip restock. I went inside to pee. I'm shook.

YouTube's ads are getting increasingly bizarre. Lately it's been an AI-generated video of a guy podcasting. He's hilariously muscular and wearing a crop-top that exposes his impossible 6-pack.

I canceled my premium subscription a while ago to a) not give Google more money and b) discourage me from watching YouTube. (b) has not really worked, but maybe between AI bodybuilder guy and the ICE Barbie ads for the president, it will

PSA: Until I get my cataract surgery, I really can't read your dark-mode-only website.

Truth is stranger than fiction, I guess. I'm still struggling to believe this is real, but just..."2025"?

caneandable.social/@WeirdWriter/114782913349454383

> !NTERPRISE Networking Services, a division of U S West Communications, licensed the full line of Netscape client and server software to U S WEST through !NTERACT, its Internet Product and Services division.

Maybe tech branding hasn't gotten worse over time

muffin.industries/@wayback_exe/114789267495628521

Grateful that Amazon has made their UX such hot garage that it very quickly quenches any impulse (or even semi-impulse) buying, helping me stay on track with my minimalist goals. #featurenotabug

I'm having one of those "computers were a mistake" days, compounded with my cataract-inflicted eye really bothering me more today than it had the last few days (I had been assuming the other eye had picked up the slack) (I'm taking the latter as a Universe nudge to schedule my damned surgery)

If I can just get through today I have the next 4 days off and away from the computer. But that means I have things I have to get done today on said computer.

when my love of 90s acoustic emo and avant-garde piano jazz collide...

Brad Mehldau has a new EP out covering Elliott Smith

I waited until 10:45 am to step outside and get some 🌞 in my 👀 and it is already hot and gross